First thing each day I go online ... log on to Youtube
I cannot wait to see the videos my friends have made
I will not rest...'til I've replied to every comment
I'm on here all day! How did I let it go this far?
Because of YouTube I never pay my bills or do my job
Because of YouTube I never go outside or cook my own dinner
Because of YouTube I find it hard to mow my lawn I can't even do my laundry.
Because of Youtube i never bathe...
My "Channel" page... it is perfect and i have subscribers!
I signed on today... I have like...67 E-mail now!
It takes all day! I'll answer all of them...
Then i'll upload my brand new movie!
You better give me all five stars!!
Because of YouTube I never clean my house...or go shopping
Because of YouTube the only things i ever eat are left overs
Because of YouTube I find it hard to watch T.V... or even try to have a family!!
Because of YouTube I never date...
I watch your stuff can't get enough..I never sleeeep...
This is so wrong... I've been on so long...Everybody's messaging!
I've got the BLUES I need more VIEWS and higher ratings!..
The only dream I have in my life is that they'll feature me!!
Because of YouTube I never play anymore...with my dog...
Because of YouTube I've worn the same T-shirt for about a year...
Because of YouTube I find it hard to exercise...I never play my piano!
Because of YouTube I never shave...Because of YouTube...